First Blog!

Hello there, friends. I'm Brandi.

Yep, that's me.This is my first official blog since the days of livejournal...pause for nostalgia! Anyway...I'm a big quotaholic so I thought this might be a wonderful way for me to share my witty, profound, or silly quotes with the general world. :)

Here is a current list of all the quotes on my facebook quotes section (which, by the way is too long):

Quotations"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me." - Jesus (Matthew 25:35)

"There are 2,300 verses of scripture pertaining to the poor. History will judge us on how we deal with this crisis. God will judge us even harder. We really must make this a priority." - Bono

"God is in the slums, in the cardboard boxes where the poor play house. God is in the silence of a mother who has infected her child with a virus that will end both their lives. God is in the cries heard under the rubble of war. God is in the debris of wasted opportunity and lives, and God is with us if we are with them."
...-Bono

"The next guy that comes and asks for your hand is going to have to go THROUGH me...for your sake. There's too much at stake."
-Daddy ♥

"The greatest gift and honor is having you as a daughter"
-Mulan :)"

"Isn't this where its all headed anyways? You can fight it or you can rock out to it!"
-Corny Collins (Hairspray)

After being pushed off the bed and my face being covered with a pillow:
"Kelp me! Kelp Me! I can't seaweed!!! Oh my, this is a very unfURCHINate situation. This BLOWfish."
-Me

At the Demolition Derby [I had never been to one]:
"Sooo...this is like bumper cars for big kids?!"
-Me

"What's the difference between opium and Abraham?
Opium is the juice of the poppy....Abraham is the poppy of the juice (Jews)"
-Dr. Fuhrman

C. Bass: How do self-governed churches demonstrate unity?
Kim H: They go to church camp!

"Did you know that God created the Universe with His left hand? Yeah, Jesus was sitting on His right!"
-Another great Dr. Fuhrman quote

Becca: I don't know what to write for my spiritual journey..
Me: "I was born, I died, the end!"
Bec: But....I'm not dead yet.
Me: Oh...oh yeah!

On Resurrection morning:
Becca:"Jesus wasn't up this early..why are we?"
Me: "He was too! He probably already had His coffee and was readin' the paper"
Becca: "Its like...a giant stone tablet"
Me: "..and He's sitting there reading his obituary LAUGHING His head off."

At lunch one day...
Deborah: I had a bagel for breakfast.
Me: Wanna know what I had? A big hearty bowl of the Word of God. Wanna know what I drank? The Holy Spirit.
Kim: What did it taste like?
Me: Truth....and strawberries. :)

Dr. Malone: You're implying that God has these huge hands that He can fit all of us in...which would mean He as a huge body.
Me (under my breath so only Levi can hear): Is that a fat joke?!

"Our God is a consuming fire...not a microwave"
-Brad Fogerty

Me: You're inapprop.
Deb: YOU'RE inapprop.
Amy: What's a prope? Why are we in it?

Trey Brothers (Sonny with a Chance): "Well, I think it's gonna take more than that little forehead beard if you want to make it into the next famous meeting, mate."

"Why are you staring at me and singing into a cup?"
-Becca

"When is living with Brandi NOT awkward?"
-Deborah

Brandi: Rednecks think that fireworks are appropriate for any summer holiday. Fourth of July, Labor Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day...
Deborah: ...Saturday.

"Carrot Page..I mean..Caty Perry."
-Becca

Ross proposes that babies crying for attention is a form of their sin nature. To this, Dr. Bass replies, "Babies. Dirty Sinners!!"

"Historical Christianity is a cancer that has been eating away at the foundations of our faith for years."
-Dr. Reeves

On the topic of escapism concerning Pauline theology:
"He [Wrede] blames dispensational eschatology...and Southern gospel music."
-Dr. Reeves

"Movies are the narrative of our generation's spirituality."
-Dr. Reeves, again

_________________________________________________________________________
Also, if you were wondering where I got the name for my blog, it originated with a quote from the great William Shakespeare. :)

Have a wonderful day!